- a man sporting cartoon boxers, the silky kind.
- a card trader... you know the cards we mean..
- a man with a lingering smell (advise showering)
- facial pubes.. a mo but not.
- clothes you know their mother bought.
- and no, sheens with never be attractive (sneakers and jeans)
- skuxx cut with morange frosting.
- pretty much frosting of any kind.
- 'my little pony' back pack.
- man bags
- kitty cat contacts
- contacts that are not for sight
- the manorexics of the world
- nostril hair
- board shorts away from the beach.
- budgie smugglers, theres no excuse
- man jewellery
- t shirts one size too small or t shirts ten sizes too big
- socks and jandals.. why.
- running shoes in public... why.
- the compulsive sweater
- toilet and slapstick humour
- excessive gel and wax
- baldy
- wears more make up then you
- the BOASTER
- idea of a date is mc cafe.
- co ordinating colours
- hallenstien two for one t-shirts
- two for one t-shirts full stop
- extreme v-necks
- RATSTAILS, braided and beaded.. why.
- full body freckles.
- a "wigga" from the hood
- shorter than you
- anyone that goes to timezone and actually spends money
- hideous teeth..
- dreads
- extremely feminine nails
- moobs
- when he's rockin' out the 'timmy's'
- globes..
- rugby socks without the boots
- three kings soccer shorts
- school uniform integrated into weekend wear.
- food in the braces
- curly leg hair
- excessive leg hair
- lack of leg hair
- balmed lips
- pick up lines "how you doin' "
- run a mile if a man winks
- oily hair
- slicked back hair
- side burns
- them 'stunnah' shades.
- slippers with shoes
- bandanas
- a man whose steady crippin'
- guyliner
- bebo feen
- "oh you're so vain, you probably think this site is about you"
- sweat pants with elastic at the bottom
- gap tooth
- monobrows
- collared jacket
Did you date that (for the gents)
- raging lesbian boutique
- lacey glassons/jay jays singlets underneath school uniform
- leggings as pants
- jeggings
- acid wash jeggings
- pattern on pattern
- jay jays.. dont shop there
- supre.. " "
- equip-ing it
- diva-ing it
- bling-ing it
- lipstick at school
- straightened but kinked
- the paddle/ broom stick hair cut
- regrowth
- blush abuse
- make up mask
- fluro
- different coloured canvas shoes.. red and pink do not match
- 'kicks'
- girls that dress like boys
- muffin top over the pants
- cleavage control
- oversized earrings, diamante hoops
- flared jeans, bedazzled, integrated with glitter
- cartoon tees.. elmo is not cool
- supre printed tees 'bad kitty'
- orange tinged foundation
- skater jeans
- faux fur
- eskimo jackets
- fucks 'fake chucks'
- pin stripe
- beige and mustard coloured things
- couldroy
- long board shorts, dude your a girl
- multi coloured nail polish
- multiple face pearcings
- slut streaks
- stripey hair
- oily hair
- dandruff
- crocs on anyone over the age of 6
- croc heels
- p.j's in public
- 'OG'
- 'stunnah shades'
- ghetto blaster, buy some frickin' head phones
- not wearing a bra, uni boob
- animal prints
- stained clothing
- new era caps
- repping yur area code with a hand signal
- ghetto pout
- a 'pimpcess'
- taking photo's above the head straight down the clevage
- false advertising, "damn you look hotta on fb"
- knicker line, seamless knickers women!
- mass produced ballet flats
- very high cut chucks, borderline mid thigh
- excessive eyeliner with no other make up
- lush lipgloss 'ma lip gloss is poppin'
- haulternecks with bra strap
- thin eyebrows, you plucked a bit much hunny
- impulse as perfume
- hooker heels
- white boots
- kanye west glasses
- x rated photos
